If I had her looks, I’d so drop out of school and become a model. Somewhere in this, can we learn the Single Ladies dance? I don’t know if that’ll kill your masculinity, but I promise I won’t think weirdly of you.
Always. That’s our tagline.
You say that like I don’t already know the Single Ladies dance. Yeah, sure we can. I doubt anything could make you think differently of me at this stage, you know all my shady secrets.
Yup, now it is.
….Then what are you going to do?
I don’t know. You ask a lot of questions.
I know that feeling.
Are you a fellow failure?
I don’t either. Run away, laugh, never talk to me again, those are kinda what I was expecting.
I’m not gonna do those either.
Yeah, but I want to be Beyonce. I don’t like that I’m not bootylicious anymore, it’s an actual problem. Me too, it’ll be wicked.
We’ll get you back to Queen Bey shape in that case.
Well lately I don’t know either. But there’s been a whole fucking lot of you in it.
I don’t even know what to say to that.